1. "Toxin" and "poison" are really nonsense terms these days. Mutantdragon brings the science.
2. Check out Thomas Jefferson's expurgated gospels.
3. Awesome piece on how Hispanics are saving small towns. ¡Andalé pues!
4. Hertzberg on Occupy Wall Street.
5. NBC just gave me a sweet job, and I didn't even have to interview! Oh wait, I confused myself with the daughter of a former president. Well, at least she has hedge fund experience. At least I'm not like working for free and broke as shit.