As I should have done from the beginning, I now have this blog under my own custom domain, and am now publishing under my real name: Ryan Cooper. I was at first concerned about people from the village being able to find this blog by searching for my name, but I recently learned that when you search "Ryan Cooper" in Google most of the first twenty pages are taken up with a serious pants-type chiseled model, who'd be as hot as me if he had less hair.
It was stupidly easy once I got the domain registered and set up, which cost about $11.50 for one year and about half an hour of following instructions online. I used GoDaddy and this page. Blogger even switched over all my archives to the new domain without any prompting whatsoever.
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